anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

my-halloween-romance:

So my mom got a new tattoo today

amazingsprinkle:

omg my dash did a thing

amazingsprinkle:

omg my dash did a thing

sancly:

Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

eren-jaeger-is-fucking-awesome:

rossdittman:

This happened while they were grown ass men in their meetings.

These two guys saved the world.

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

vashappeninstyles:

can everyone just read this oh my god 

tomkirk:

i have cramps

tomkirk:

i have cramps